planet express and other metaphors

     My job can provide to me some of the most interesting experiences, even some that I would never have guessed at before taking it. To protect the company I work for, my co-workers, and the people mentioned, I’m going to refer to them as Planet Express, the Planet Express Crew, and other Futurama characters. You may use the following list as the generic template:

Fry = Generic Male CoWorker

Leela = Generic Female CoWorker

Zapp = Manager/Boss

Client = Customer

Kif = that person nobody likes

Amy = that person that only prays with one hand on the company handbook